'em Q-Tips

I've had some weird requests when it comes to people asking me what I need from home or other more "civilized" places like Singapore. On multiple occasions, I've asked friends to carry out Q-Tips for me. Upon making the request, they've always answered with "ummm, ok" as if I were a nut (maybe I am).

Please see Exhibit A below. Left is a non-Indonesian Q-Tip, right is an Indonesian Q-Tip.

Exhibit A