Hire Me!

We're in the midst of a hiring frenzy and I just spent the last 3 hours (on a Friday night) going through about 75 resumes. Here are some of the funny lines I came across:

"I am Indonesian Male Christian was born in Jakarta September 13 1982. A spellbinding of knowledge analytical thinking, creative concept and supreme motivation will contribute me to revitalize my credibility, regarding to the evolution of the communication field in working atmosphere captivate me to looking for a career in “Marketing Communication Management”.

"I'm very good looking, 175cm tall, weight proportional to height."

"Refeering to vacancy information work at the moment requiring many worker with hard dedication to reach for success, here with I apply to work in company which is Mr or Mrs lead as staff"

"I enclose all the documents you asked for and I would be willing to take a series of tests any time. I feel confident that you will not be disappointed if you decide not to employ me. I look forward to hearing from you."

"I feel sure that I could give you complete satisfaction and loyal serves if you should see your engage me."

"Health = Good (no visible physical defects)"