Mmm...Salami...

This is an IM conversation with my cousin Will.

Zzzzzzgirl: i have to talk about hotdogs tomorrow in my English class at 8am!!!
Wizadpt007: fun
Wizadpt007: Kobayashi won - 49!
Wizadpt007: hot dogs are icky
Zzzzzzgirl: i've been dreaming about pork products
Wizadpt007: ...
Wizadpt007: your mom told me you're coming home in August
Zzzzzzgirl: yeah, i'm going to eat bacon and bbq everyday
Wizadpt007: dreaming about pork might not be that healthy
Zzzzzzgirl: oh well, i don't care
Wizadpt007: although I guess as long as you're not getting chased by a large ham, it's ok.
Zzzzzzgirl: great, now i'm going to have a nightmare about a running ham hock
Wizadpt007: that's dirty
Wizadpt007: Freud would have a field day with the pork and stuff
Zzzzzzgirl: he would, that's for sure
Zzzzzzgirl: after dinner conversations between Chris and I seem to always gravitate towards bacon or about prosciutto or salami
Wizadpt007: wow
Wizadpt007: so do you want me to send you a salami or something?
Zzzzzzgirl: i prefer spicy salami
Wizadpt007: I'll send you a salami sometime
Zzzzzzgirl: ok you do that, i'd be in heaven
Wizadpt007: there was a NY deli a couple of years ago that sent a couple of thousands of pounds of salami to the troops
Zzzzzzgirl: it's gotta be illegal, but you should try to send a whole link. that would be AWESOME
Wizadpt007: illegal? really?
Wizadpt007: you'd probably have to open it and eat the entire thing right there to avoid being caught
Zzzzzzgirl: who would catch me?
Wizadpt007: I dunno, the salami patrol?
Wizadpt007: traveling the streets at night, confiscating contraband salami